2011-09-02T18:10:00.000-07:00

Hey everybody! This Skeet. Thought you all would like to know how the progress be goin' here in Twinbrook.

Chase be studyin' hard and doin' new hair type things here. She ain't a half bad lookin' heifer when she put a

little elbow grease into it.

This here's Gwayne all fancied up to go that theayter. I ain't what you would be callin' fashion forward but I

know camo and evenin' gowns ain't usually copacetic.

Yah and one night last week we was robbed! It was a right pain. That varmint went straight for our new computer.

Now, you might think this here picture is of me lookin scared of a burglar, but in fact that's after they told me how much a new burglar alarm costs.

Our boy Chase wasn't sure how to take growin' up into a young man.

Here he is workin' on his fitness, like that Situation guy is always doin' on that Jersey Shore.

He is lookin' somewhat less twig like now, I reckon.

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2011-08-30T20:28:00.000-07:00

Hey everybody, this Skeet. This some of my photo pictures of my family. This here my daughter
Chase. She a real looker like her mama.

This here is me watering my plants. I got a garden. It ain't big but it give me somethin to do with all them extra fish we always be catchin'. We a bunch of anglers in this un. We gots fish like some peoples got some of them toilet papers.

Directly below, here, we got my job. I work at graveyard. I work the graveyard shift. That's good, right? Why so serious. So sometimes I also be helping make the dead uns look nice. I be curlin the hairs and addin some blush. It ain't fruity when I do it, now. Ain't many lady types wantin to be touchin a body. Don't bother me none, though. I be findin it all fascinatin and mysterious and whatnot.

It always gettin foggy in Twinbrook. I don't like it much but then I don't hate it and especially my house be
all foggy too. I think my wife Gwaye really likes it. Don't tell her but sometimes I think she part frog. No doubt.

This my truck! She beautiful. She match my shirt. Lookit that. Dang fine truck.

That my boy, Tay. He a looker too. I think he take after his Daddy. That makes me happy. We don't need

no more of those frog uns bein born in this family.

My wife been making me sleep on the couch of late. That's all right. I get real nervous at night, cuz she makes some strange noises in her sleep, that one. Also, don't tell her I said this, but one time I think I heard a fly circle around her mouth, and then a snap! and it went quiet. She din't even move. That woman ain't right.

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